A Very Lush Valentines

Define Valentine's Day for me. Go on. Is it: the day you are allowed to dress up is some kinky get up and get dirty n flirty? Is it... a day blooming with an abundance of floral delights absent of thorns and by delivered by the dozen? Or is it more the day where you buy yourself a two decker tray of chocolates, a bottle of wine, pop on a chick flick and sing dramatically into a spoon diving headfirst into the iconic pint of Ben & Jerry's cookie dough whilst your cat looks unempathetically at you from the corner of the room.

Stop crying, bitch, where my kibbles at? 🐱

Strictly speaking, Valentine's Day is when lovers across the globe express their affection with greetings and gifts.

More historically speaking, yes whip your sextbook, I MEAN... textbooks out 🌚... the holiday has origins in the Roman festival of Lupercalia, and its thus festival, which celebrated the coming of spring, included fertility rites and the pairing off of women with men by lottery.

At the end of the 5th century, Pope Gelasius replaced good old Lupercalia with St. Valentine’s Day. It came to be celebrated as a day of romance from about the 14th century, and is annually celebrate dot on the 14th.

So Boris mate, seeing as you are reviewing lockdown on the 14th, do you wanna give us all a bit of love and just fucking lift it? β™₯οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸŒΉπŸ˜¬

Whether you are spending this romantic season in a coupled format, a polyamorous one, a single one, or a cat mom one, something we can all splurge and share soapy similiarities upon is the love we have for LUSH.

A range of new products have entered earths stratosphere, babydolls! And they have hit like a meteor into the ocean with an explosion of roses 🌹 πŸ’₯

Lemme give you a play by play of the latest and greatest from LUSH... plus a Bucci Hamper of some iconic classics sure to set your love fizzing...


Prince Charming Shower Gel

smells like... pomegranates kissed by vanilla angels and wrapped in fluffy marshmallow cotton candy

price... Β£7.00

buy me!


Heartbeat Bath Bomb

smells like... Rose jam with spoonfuls of popping candy and white chocolate chips!

price... Β£5.95

buy me!


Love Me Do Bath Bomb

smells like... Warming rose stewed over a jacuzzi of ylang ylang and dipped in vanilla like lavendar petals.

price... Β£6.95

buy me!


Rose Argan Massage Bar

smells like... A luxurious blend of ruby cocoa liquor, argan oil and rosewater, producing a walkin talkin box of chocolate and roses - a perfect combination.

price... Β£8.00

buy me!


Cup O Coffee

what is it? the best darn body and face mask/scrub you'll ever come to meet! Bring your loved one a cup of coffee in bed... then bring them this to scrub a dub to skin that'll be smoother than a creamy mocha β˜•οΈ

smells like? rich cocoa infused coffee with a hint of vetiver

price? starts at Β£9.00 for a 150g tub

buy me!



what is it? perfume!

smells like? an oh so sexily intoxicating scent of striking florals composed by the likes of delicate rose, evocative jasmine and intoxicating ylang ylang will be sure to tempt and tantalise all day (and night) long.

price? starts at Β£25.00 for a 30ml bottle

buy me!



what is it? sugar based lip scrub

smells like? Kiss your special someone and have em eat you up!... no, literally. This lip scrub is edible thus will not only smooch away dry skin leavin plump n soft lips, but will also LITERALLY turn you in to a total snack πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

price? Β£6.50

buy me!


Dark Angels

what is it? facial cleanser

smells like? when it gets dark, naughtiness comes out to play... 🌚 or rather, a charcoal infused facial cleanser to turn you into a total peachy lil angel once you wipe it off 🀩 A hint of rosewood oil gives this cleanser an earthy, musty and almost primal aroma that cannot be resisted.

price? Β£9.00 for 100g

buy me!


Figs and Leaves

what is it? soap

smells like? Adam and Eve, eat your hearts out. We've got modern day fig leaves to be lathering our bits with πŸ‘ an infusion of creamy fig, gently tropical coconut and romanesque orange oil... this is a blend for da booty for sure 🌝

price? Β£9.00 for 100g

buy me!

Show someone ypu love them with LUSH this romantic holiday...

Get your jiggy on πŸ’ƒπŸ» πŸ•Ί

and then go have a bath.... ya nasssssty πŸ˜œπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘»


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