Bratz dolls are symbolic of my childhood. With their glitter lusted eyes glazing over monthly releases of new fashionistique themes... to the infamously chunky detachable shoes... their desireable accessories and cute pets; verging on sexually sensual nicknames and even their own frickin' albums (Rock Angelz YES ALWAYS ON REPEAT!) - I honestly could not imagine my growth without them.
Though my mother passionately detested the girls with the 'passion for fashion', I loved my collection of Bratz dollz with allz my heartz 💜♥️ 💗
Funk n Glow - Megan
Wintertime Wonderland - Jade
Slumber Party - Chloe
Rock Angelz - Roxie
Forever Diamonds - Yasmin
Wildlife Safari - Sasha
THOSE were MY favourite dolls I owned of ALL TIME 💎⭐️🐠💜👽💗💦🌈
And here's a funny but sad fact for you: Once I was playing with my Jade Wintertime Wonderland Bratz doll in the bath.
Her arm fell off.
And when I played with my dolls, I pretended she was an amputee.
Yes, acceptance of all, despite their appearance, even aged 8.
Go me 🌟
It is with greater sadness however that my generation of doll getter girlz had to see the demise and depletion of Bratz dolls... with other toys emerging on the market, they seemed to just... fade away...
That is until recently
Where the iconic brand DOLLS KILL decides to un-KILL these DOLLS
A fashion collection unlike any other, our wildest and baddie baest dreams have become crystallised raindrop clouds of reality! Complete with plushie fluffy hemmed marabou tops, clunky denim boots, plastic chain link bags, rhinestone logo camisoles and even damn facemasks; all in tones of turquoise, baby pink, lilac heavens and snow bunny white...
It's Bratz dollz
Made REAL LIFE
Here are my top NINE items from the collection, and the things on my wishlist if not already shippin' across the ocean to me as we speak and read these almost too good to be true wordz...
Here are my top NINE items from the collection, and the things on my wishlist if not already shippin' across the ocean to me as we speak and read these almost too good to be true wordz... Click on the image to be taken away to somewhere magical
(also babydolls', yes the prices below are in dollars, but when you click on the links, it automatically redirects to the currency where you at! WOO!)
Bunny Boo Mohair Hat
Guess Who's Back Denim Platform Boots
On My Pedestal Marabou Tank in Pink
Pretty in Punk Plaid Flairs
Got Bratitude Slip Dress
All The Rage Clear Crossbody Bag
Keep it Glossy Hair Pins
Call Me Angel Lond Sleeved Top
Expensive Taste Glitter Belt
Now that we have out Fine Nine outta the way, let's play a game! Which Bratz doll ARE YOU!?
Keep tab of whether you score mostly A B C or D's to find out which Bratz doll character you're most like 🌸
💗 Fave subject at school?
c) english lit
💗 Secret talent?
💗 Fave colours?
a) baby blue and neutrals
b) pastel pink/purples
c) emerald greens a d turquoise
d) sunny yellows and oranges
💗 Your vice?
b) short tempered
💗 Your dream job?
a) column writer
b) recording artist
c) fashion editor
d) pop star
💗 What best fits YOU from these descriptions?
a) A little bit of an airhead but my intentions are always golden
b) Kind of into everything and popular
c) Confident, organised and conscientious
d) I'm quiet but so caring and love to make friends
💗 Describe your style!
a) Simple but chic and I secretly love sheer fabrics, glitter, bits of sparkle and feathers
b) Bold and boujie! Dramatic, never too overdressed, glam glam GLAM!
c) A mixture of whatever the current trends are, from mix n matching punk rock with Marilyn Monroe, to denim with polka dot crop tops!
d) Elegant and sophisticated... I love patterns and florals too!
💗 Pick an animal?
c) Tropical fish
mostly a's 💎 CLOE
You are a little bit of scatterbrain, you sometimes lose track of time and like to dream a lot. But you always come through, support others, give a different and optimistic perception of any situation and have a heart of gold.
mostly b's 💎 SASHA
You are definitely the bold friend who will say what is on her mind and will fight damn hard to get what she wants. Sometimes short tempered and a bit passive aggressive, you can put people in their place and aren't afraid to speak your mind for the greater good.
mostly c's 💎 JADE
Super trendy, super cool, super you. You're fashiomable and excitable, always on the look out for adventure and love to learn. You love animals and often put others before yourself.
mostly d's 💎 YASMIN
Sometimes people don't notice you because you're quiet... but that's okay! With your kindness and charm, you always attract the good in life and your observant qualities make you a valuable friend.
And so my bratty babes... what are you, like, actually waiting for, like? In the infamous words of Paris Hilton...
Come discover your inner Bratz doll only at Dollskill
Be QUICK! They're selling FAST!!!